Squirt Gun. 

Squirt Gun. 

Rubber Baseball. Or a Dinosaur egg.

Rubber Baseball. Or a Dinosaur egg.

Horseshoe Crab. I doubt that we will be around as long as these guys have.

Horseshoe Crab. I doubt that we will be around as long as these guys have.

Swimming Goggles.

Swimming Goggles.

Plastic Deer Head. Maybe a Christmas decoration?

Plastic Deer Head. Maybe a Christmas decoration?

Mine Sweeper. War is Hell.

Mine Sweeper. War is Hell.

Toddler’s Shoe. 

Toddler’s Shoe. 

Blue Bottle.

Blue Bottle.

Bottle. 

Bottle. 

NRA cap. Tacky gold lettering, check. US Flag, check. Made in China, check. Maybe NRA stands for Not Really American?

NRA cap. Tacky gold lettering, check. US Flag, check. Made in China, check. Maybe NRA stands for Not Really American?

Native American Axe. Well, this is just about the coolest thing in the world. It is a little axe head, about three and a half inches long. The big notch on the right fits a stick perfectly, and there are two little notches on it to make tying it on a stick easier. It blows my mind that there were people on my little beach 5000 years ago, and one of them used this.

Native American Axe. Well, this is just about the coolest thing in the world. It is a little axe head, about three and a half inches long. The big notch on the right fits a stick perfectly, and there are two little notches on it to make tying it on a stick easier. It blows my mind that there were people on my little beach 5000 years ago, and one of them used this.

Gloves. Lot’s and lots of gloves. 12 to be exact, and I am hardly ever exact. All of them found on my beloved Magnolia Beach in the course of a week or so. Which begs the question, why do so many gloves end up in the ocean? I honestly have no idea, except that most of them are probably  from lobstermen, and those guys are wicked hammad* half the time…
*hammad=hammered=wasted in the rest of the world….

Gloves. Lot’s and lots of gloves. 12 to be exact, and I am hardly ever exact. All of them found on my beloved Magnolia Beach in the course of a week or so. Which begs the question, why do so many gloves end up in the ocean? I honestly have no idea, except that most of them are probably  from lobstermen, and those guys are wicked hammad* half the time…

*hammad=hammered=wasted in the rest of the world….

Goggle.

Goggle.

Decapitated Teddy Bear. I am not sure what the story is here, but I think we can assume that it is not a good one.

Decapitated Teddy Bear. I am not sure what the story is here, but I think we can assume that it is not a good one.

Toy Soldiers. Beach Patrol.

Toy Soldiers. Beach Patrol.